An Open Letter to Taylor Swift
Oh. My. Gosh.
Taylor Swift has made her comeback, and she is tots on fire. Or is she?
After an initial single where Taylor Swift totally went after every enemy she's ever had, accompanied by a completely sexist music video where she legit only had male backup dancers (and she claims to be a feminist. Like, did you even vote for Hillary?), and a follow up single that nobody seems to really care about, Taylor Swift has revealed to us all who she really is. No, I'm not referring to the fact that she's clearly the mean girl in high school, and actually, probs was on the cheer team. I'm referring to her latest ad for her new Taylor Swift Now program coming out exclusively on DIRECTV.
Not that I've been keeping track or anything (Who's Taylor Swift, anyway? Ew.), but the ad just came out today (September 7th), and it does exactly as advertised. It's supposed to give an inside look into Taylor Swift's life, showing her personal experiences and daily activities. A look into the life of the celebrity who got on the bad side of the beloved star Kim Kardashian. Who would even watch something like that?
This ad truly does show us who Taylor Swift is though. A racist, sexist, overweight pop star who won't even admit that she totally voted for Trump (A.K.A, Satan incarnate.) Are you ready for this, Taylor?
First things first, I did not see a single black person in Taylor's new ad. Conspicuously, the only people who actually are really in this ad are Taylor Swift, Andy Samberg, and some random cookie dough dude. Much like in the Shake It Off video, where black girls were only seen twerking (oh, and many other dance styles, but they were more noticeable twerking so that's the only one that counts), Taylor Swift is blatantly racist in this new video. Except here, she is even more racist. Not a single black person to be seen, not even a twerking one.
She also has never said much about Obama. Not only is that proof that she indisputably voted for Trump, but it's also more proof of her complete racism. Not cool Taylor.
Second of all, there are no women. Aside from Taylor herself, there is not a single other female in this cast of three. Even the voice-over guy is male. Like, what?
Taylor Swift claims to be a feminist, but we all know what she really is. You can't possibly be a feminist and have voted for Donald Trump, since those two are obviously mutually exclusive, and the fact that she's choosing to diplomatically not say who she voted for and avoid making fans feel politically isolated shows that she clearly must have voted for Trump. What more proof do you need?
Third and last but certainly not least, Taylor Swift is all over the place on the weight scale. At one point in the video, she's fat-shaming, delicately eating a kale and rice concoction like the pretty, petty little pop princess she is. Then later in the video, she eats an entire tub of cookie dough (which, by the way, doesn't even belong to her. She stole that cookie dough just like Kanye stole the mic from her at the 2009 VMAs ya'll, except this time it was tots not cool.) What's that supposed to tell all of us? I think the message is clear. "You'll never be as thin as me, and also you should eat like crap just so that you're never as thin as me." Yeah yeah, we get it, you're like, tots perf. "Oh, look at me, I can fit in an air vent." You're so whatever Taylor.
I think I've made my point and revealed Taylor's point pretty clearly. Taylor Swift will always think she's better than all of us, even the elegant, high-class power couple Kimye. That's just like, totally deplorable.
-Little Miss Deplorable
Sources: Taylor Swift Look What You Made Me Do Music Video References | Time.com, Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do - YouTube, Taylor Swift's New Video-On-Demand Channel: Watch Trailer | Billboard, Taylor Swift NOW Presents: See What Taylor’s Up To NOW | AT&T - YouTube, Taylor Swift - Shake It Off - YouTube
Taylor Swift has made her comeback, and she is tots on fire. Or is she?
After an initial single where Taylor Swift totally went after every enemy she's ever had, accompanied by a completely sexist music video where she legit only had male backup dancers (and she claims to be a feminist. Like, did you even vote for Hillary?), and a follow up single that nobody seems to really care about, Taylor Swift has revealed to us all who she really is. No, I'm not referring to the fact that she's clearly the mean girl in high school, and actually, probs was on the cheer team. I'm referring to her latest ad for her new Taylor Swift Now program coming out exclusively on DIRECTV.
Not that I've been keeping track or anything (Who's Taylor Swift, anyway? Ew.), but the ad just came out today (September 7th), and it does exactly as advertised. It's supposed to give an inside look into Taylor Swift's life, showing her personal experiences and daily activities. A look into the life of the celebrity who got on the bad side of the beloved star Kim Kardashian. Who would even watch something like that?
This ad truly does show us who Taylor Swift is though. A racist, sexist, overweight pop star who won't even admit that she totally voted for Trump (A.K.A, Satan incarnate.) Are you ready for this, Taylor?
First things first, I did not see a single black person in Taylor's new ad. Conspicuously, the only people who actually are really in this ad are Taylor Swift, Andy Samberg, and some random cookie dough dude. Much like in the Shake It Off video, where black girls were only seen twerking (oh, and many other dance styles, but they were more noticeable twerking so that's the only one that counts), Taylor Swift is blatantly racist in this new video. Except here, she is even more racist. Not a single black person to be seen, not even a twerking one.
She also has never said much about Obama. Not only is that proof that she indisputably voted for Trump, but it's also more proof of her complete racism. Not cool Taylor.
Second of all, there are no women. Aside from Taylor herself, there is not a single other female in this cast of three. Even the voice-over guy is male. Like, what?
Taylor Swift claims to be a feminist, but we all know what she really is. You can't possibly be a feminist and have voted for Donald Trump, since those two are obviously mutually exclusive, and the fact that she's choosing to diplomatically not say who she voted for and avoid making fans feel politically isolated shows that she clearly must have voted for Trump. What more proof do you need?
Third and last but certainly not least, Taylor Swift is all over the place on the weight scale. At one point in the video, she's fat-shaming, delicately eating a kale and rice concoction like the pretty, petty little pop princess she is. Then later in the video, she eats an entire tub of cookie dough (which, by the way, doesn't even belong to her. She stole that cookie dough just like Kanye stole the mic from her at the 2009 VMAs ya'll, except this time it was tots not cool.) What's that supposed to tell all of us? I think the message is clear. "You'll never be as thin as me, and also you should eat like crap just so that you're never as thin as me." Yeah yeah, we get it, you're like, tots perf. "Oh, look at me, I can fit in an air vent." You're so whatever Taylor.
I think I've made my point and revealed Taylor's point pretty clearly. Taylor Swift will always think she's better than all of us, even the elegant, high-class power couple Kimye. That's just like, totally deplorable.
-Little Miss Deplorable
Sources: Taylor Swift Look What You Made Me Do Music Video References | Time.com, Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do - YouTube, Taylor Swift's New Video-On-Demand Channel: Watch Trailer | Billboard, Taylor Swift NOW Presents: See What Taylor’s Up To NOW | AT&T - YouTube, Taylor Swift - Shake It Off - YouTube
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